How to Kill Friends and Eviscerate People: Tim Paggi on Office Horror

Tim Paggi

In 1996, Jenny Johnston’s life was in disarray. She was the Division Head at one of the world’s largest corporations, headquartered in Lutherville, Maryland – just outside of Baltimore. But Johnston’s coworkers did not–seemingly would not–grant her the respect she felt she deserved. So, she turned to murder and manipulation. And to writer Tim Paggi to tell her tale, which is less a straight narrative than it is a step-by-step guide on how to vanquish one’s sniveling enemies. 

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Sea Urchins and Spleen Removals

Illustration of a man dreaming in a bed

Seventy eight minutes of a familiar soft, aquatic ambiance filled my headphones after waking up in a hospital bed.

Those life-altering doctor’s office calls that everyone dreads after getting routine blood work done? I was twenty six years old and so naive that it never actually sank in. I hadn’t even been to see a doctor since my pediatrician as a kid. 

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