The good news: You got into Harvard. Big congrats to you! Do you know how hard it is to get into Harvard?  You may as well consider trying your hand at Powerball next.

The bad news: You aren’t one of the fifteen hot freshmen of 2015. Really sorry about that. We’d wish you better luck next time, but there won’t be a next time because you’re only young once.

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  • Rbelbur

    Huh! 15? I thought there were only 14. That’s too bad. Bringing in one more could be a drag for “the group.”