A Brooklyn Douchebag in Twain’s Connecticut

Posted by Jason Diamond Last week somebody actually told me that “Mark Twain is so hot right now.”  While I’m just like everybody else who has been waiting nearly a decade to hear one of America’s greatest writers meet Zoolander, I was hoping it would be by finding out that “You can derelict my balls” was actually a quote from some obscure piece Twain wrote about President Grover Cleveland.  But this was as good as I think I’ll get.

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