Hans and Gretchen
by Terena Elizabeth Bell

Once upon a time, there was a set of twins named Hans and Gretchen who lived on New York’s Upper East Side. Not the Yorkville part of the Upper East Side where the poor and old people lived, but Carnegie Hill off Park Avenue. They lived in two 735 square-foot apartments that were side by side in a doorman building their parents bought for them after they dropped out of Columbia.