We really like Chloe Caldwell. We like her so much that on April 19th, we’re throwing her a party for the release of her book, Legs Get Led Astray (pre-0rder at the Future Tense website) at BookThugNation. Adam Wilson, Sean Doyle, and Zachary Lipez will all be reading, and there is a pretty good chance she won’t be reading the excerpt we’re debuting here.